Call of Cthuhlu Monday Madness

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:02 am

With only three group members there, Simon ran a one-shot with pregenned characters, so no-one's missed anything.

It was a blast BTW.

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:18 am

Well four if you count me

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:50 am

~~[quote="Skyman"]~~Well four if you count me[/quote]

The GM never counts.

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:29 am

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:32 am

~~[quote="mordraine"]~~[quote:0b7a7a2b11="Skyman"]Well four if you count me[/quote]

The GM never counts.[/quote:0b7a7a2b11]

That's why he carries a calculator. ;)

Chris

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:35 pm

Ok here is the highlights of yesterdays one shot CoC:

GM used the Mr. Corbitt scenario again in honor of the folk from Britian doing that MP3 thing
Players=1/2 Beasties=2 and a half in overtime
No dynamite was used in the making of the adventure
Mordraine does his best snooty professor impersonation
Feel smells the contents in the pot and figures out it's spoiled rice goo
SmartMonkey just smells pot
Speaking of SmartMonkey, he goes bezerk on a matress before killing it by pulling off the tag...then gets arrested...joking
Feel buffers Mordraines fall by hitting the ground first
We learn: Don't mess with a bed having PMS
SmartMonkey's character finds out that French cuisine is better than cheap American fast food
We learn that the good quality alcohol all have French names, except Merlot. A good pint of Guiness is for those that are confused.
Hellboy comics rock
Feel learns that rolling dice is not a skill he has perfected yet
Cedrik Frye returns again to be killed again
Mordraine once again witnesses Cedriks death
They meet the self consciouss knife
SmartMonkey bitch slaps Mordraine and beats Feel up....and then eats him
Mental note: if 3 shot gun blasts don't kill it...I don't think a .45 handgun will either
Mordraine wakes up and gets bitch slapped by the beastie
SmartMonkey does All Flesh Must Be Eaten with other players
Blanche arrives and gives us the sunshine we need

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:58 am

~~[quote="Skyman"]~~SmartMonkey's character finds out that French cuisine is better than cheap American fast food[/quote]
I am not sure that the French meal he had was definitely better than a good burger :D

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:37 pm

Hello everyone a reminder about Monday game at GAme Empire. Meet you guys there around 6:30. If your new and want to join let me know. It's an open game for folks

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:42 pm

~~[quote="Feel"]~~[quote:ab0e5701e6="Skyman"]SmartMonkey's character finds out that French cuisine is better than cheap American fast food[/quote]
I am not sure that the French meal he had was definitely better than a good burger :D[/quote:ab0e5701e6]

A good burger is hard to beat :wink:

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:31 pm

Sorry to say, but I will be in absentia for Monday! :(

I have to go to Albuquerque again.

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:42 pm

With so many English mistake, You have noticed my French touch :D
So I am likely to be late...

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:23 pm

~~[quote="mordraine"]~~Sorry to say, but I will be in absentia for Monday! :(

I have to go to Albuquerque again.[/quote]

Bummer...Would you like somebody to run your guy or have things to attend to in Arkham?

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:25 pm

~~[quote="Feel"]~~With so many English mistake, You have noticed my French touch :D

So I am likely to be late...[/quote]

I understood it fine....well be have some one or myself play your guy till you arrive and lose sanity

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:21 am

[quote=""Skyman"
I understood it fine....well be have some one or myself play your guy till you arrive and lose sanity[/quote"]

Georges trust Max... (Should I ????)

So he can play my guy

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:02 pm

Well, it looks like I can make it tonight, so if ya'll have me, I'm in. :)

Chris

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:31 pm

~~[quote="BlanchPrez"]~~Well, it looks like I can make it tonight, so if ya'll have me, I'm in. :)

Chris[/quote]
Bad news the meeting have been rescheduled at 4:00 PM...

I think I will not be there tonight,

Sorry,

PS: Mac can still play my character if needed

Wintermute · Post by **Wintermute** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:19 pm

Hrm, down 2 players, might consider a one-shot again?

Neuro · Post by **Neuro** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:30 pm

I've got a Vampire one shot that could be run if people are interested if Simon doesn't want to run without two of us there. Seemed like something that hasn't been done in a while. Not, however, trying to step on Simon's toes. I'm down for whatever.

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:33 pm

If you do end up playing CoC, Barney can be NPC'd.

Neuro · Post by **Neuro** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:40 pm

*Someone* has to be the conscience.

Max: Kill them all.

Camille: It is our Christian duty to kill them all.

George: I'll kill them all if Max pays me.

The Doc: I'll be outside smoking.

The banker: What the fuck is going on around here? You people are dangerous!

Max: Kill the banker.

Rinse. Repeat.

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:54 am

Sorry I didn't see the post on the Vampire one shot. hIGHLIGHTS AND CLIFF HANGERS OF tonights game:

Blanche Prez joins the group as Dr. CAlhoun
Feel doesn't make it to the game and his character, George, almost dies
Max and Bruce walk into a very bad situation at the office of Zachary. They get the cow
AlCowda terrorist are blamed for the meat taint....
More cow jokes followed
Barny is safe as a NPC
Camille invites all the NPC's she can think of and teaches them forbidden knowledge
Father Sheeve realizes that dysmissal spells can be risky as he loses sanity when he gets banished with Dhole #3
Dr. Westin rolls a 1 and so does the DHole
They try sneak into the RAnch but don't realize that the RANCH has a tour monday thru fridays
Camille tracks down the Dholes as a result of the 3 hour tour
Max fails a roll for sanity....and does his best impression of Bill Paxton from Aliens "Game over man Game over!"
Dr. Calhoun fails his roll....he gets the shakes. The party puts him on the bed because it's easier cheaper then putting a quarter in and having a thousand fingers jiggle you away
SAnity points flow away like a flash flood for everyone
Zachary ask everyone leaving to keep it like Las Vegas "What happens here stays here....right guys?"
Zachary is standing next to a car with a box of dynamite
Max thinks not and succumbs to Zacharies powers
Camille fires and pretty much blows everyone up
Dr. Westin plays GTA Topeka Vice and gets shot
Dholes are banished by joint efforst of losing sanity
Camille summons a catholic priest
Dr. Calhoun actually walks away with more sanity than he started with
Camille gets a glimpse that Zachary is a beastie....it's unkown if he survived the dynamite test
Next week the group assaults the ranch counter strike style
Max looks dead, sounds dead, smells dead, and feels dead......but is he really dead?
Will Alex make his move on Lucy if so?
The slaughter house has more mysteries?
Marge get a plank of wood in her back
What about the other Dholes?
What about that guy in the Texas sanitarium?
Is Zachary still around or was he blown to bits?
So many questions? So many horrors yet to be found

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:23 pm

~~[quote="Skyman"]~~
Feel doesn't make it to the game and his character, George, almost dies
[/quote]
Hi,

I was just wondering, is it possible for me to finally achive to die tomorrow or is it a Orpheus session ?

See ya,

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:35 pm

I PM'ed Mordraine but he hasn't replied yet. He usually posts ahead of time for Orpheus. This is unusal for him so I'm prepared to run CoC if he doesn't mention by the end of tonight. I think the other players may not be ready if he doesn't post by tomorrow since I know BoC schedules his dancing around it.

BreakfastOfChampions · Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:56 pm

~~[quote="Skyman"]~~I PM'ed Mordraine but he hasn't replied yet. He usually posts ahead of time for Orpheus. This is unusal for him so I'm prepared to run CoC if he doesn't mention by the end of tonight. I think the other players may not be ready if he doesn't post by tomorrow since I know BoC schedules his dancing around it.[/quote]

Yeah, I do. Unfortuantely, I have class on Monday :(

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:08 pm

~~[quote="BreakfastOfChampions"]~~[quote:e002d02578="Skyman"]I PM'ed Mordraine but he hasn't replied yet. He usually posts ahead of time for Orpheus. This is unusal for him so I'm prepared to run CoC if he doesn't mention by the end of tonight. I think the other players may not be ready if he doesn't post by tomorrow since I know BoC schedules his dancing around it.[/quote]

Yeah, I do. Unfortuantely, I have class on Monday :([/quote:e002d02578]

Ok, I guess with that in mind well do CoC as the guys try to assault the RAnch and attempt to save Max

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:59 am

Hey, sorry for not getting in touch... Been really busy. Got back from Albuquerque on Friday and it's been non-stop busy all weekend.

CoC would be good today. I am not prepared for Orpheus... :( But I will be ready next week, that I am sure!

smartmonkey · Post by **smartmonkey** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:04 am

Sweet. I'll be good to go this evening. I even have money now!

...

kinda.

Fucking bills.

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:14 am

Hey all. Don't think I'll make it tonight. I may stop by quickly, so if someone wants to run the good Doctor, I'd be more than happy to give you his sheet.

Chris

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:45 am

~~[quote="BlanchPrez"]~~Hey all. Don't think I'll make it tonight. I may stop by quickly, so if someone wants to run the good Doctor, I'd be more than happy to give you his sheet.

Chris[/quote]

It'll be great seeing ya anyways....Give it to Winter, he did wonders with Feels

BreakfastOfChampions · Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:53 am

"We need a diversion!"
"Send Markus after him!"

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:25 pm

Hi all,

I have an important meeting at 6:30.

So I will be late. You should begin without me...
I will join at something like 7:15 - 7:30.
Try to keep Georges alive until that time...
Max can play him while I am not there..

See you tonight,

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:46 pm

Max needs George to take care of him at this juncture

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:17 pm

High lights of tonights game:

Barny remembers he has a whole bunch of cool spells
Dr. Westin drives a truck into the kitchen like it was Jack in the Box and orders an Ultimate Cheese Burger
They don't find anything to revive Max but come across a nice Mi-Go brain case
The guys have a Mexican stand off with the Ranchers till Camille summons a D'Hole
D'hole collapses the house on Max and Barny
A Bruce quote "Are you insane?"
Doctor Westin uses his psychic ability to find more horrors in Slaughter House 5
Camille takes it to the slaughter house to slaughter the beasties and loses her mind and runs clothed through the fields of Kansas
The Dust bowl was created by D'Holes roaming free
Camille prevents the writting of the Grapes of Wrath and is celebrated by all kids in high school
Assault on Blue Mountain Hospital as the players discover the Beastie Nathan was recovering there from the dynamite blast
Max gets arrested for brandishing his weapon
Camille and Barny make Nathan go squirt on everyone
Barny goes insane looking at the SHoggoth Lords true form
George tries several times to knock out my nurse NPC
Camille revives Max...
Barny revives Feel...
This is after they realised that they had the power within themselves to do so
Max pushes the limit of how much of a freak he can be
Bruce tries to hide behind the glass desk
Camille goes stupid
Barny find out that his cousin has bad acne on his stomache
Max, Camille, Dr. Westin and Barny decide to retire in the hills of Peru raising Llamas to be suicide bombers

smartmonkey · Post by **smartmonkey** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:37 pm

~~[quote]~~Max, Camille, Dr. Westin and Barny decide to retire in the hills of Peru raising Llamas to be suicide bombers[/quote]

Don't make it sound to bad! Llamass is a legitimate faith organization centering on human rights. Specificly, Dr. Burkes, Max, and Cammi's rights. If a few Llamas have to die for it, they'll die martyrs for a good cause.

Ayatoll- er, Dr. Burke.

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:41 pm

Just a reminder it's CoC at 6:30pm Monday at Game Empire

Feel · Post by **Feel** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:23 am

~~[quote="Skyman"]~~Just a reminder it's CoC at 6:30pm Monday at Game Empire[/quote]

I'll be there,

See ya !

mordraine · Post by **mordraine** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:49 pm

Well I gots me a nice little bronchial infection going on, so I don't think I'll be showing up...

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:33 pm

~~[quote="mordraine"]~~Well I gots me a nice little bronchial infection going on, so I don't think I'll be showing up...[/quote]

Take care of yourself. I'll see ya next time

Neuro · Post by **Neuro** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:29 pm

I am still unpacking.

On the bright side, it seems like the bedroom is actually almost done!

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:05 pm

No problem. I figure as such. Hope everything is going well.

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:15 pm

Tonights game was brought to you by the makers of Calgon, the Great Old....Here to take you away. Here is some highlights of tonights game:

It's now 1933 and Rick has made it to first base with some Hieroglyphics freak, ooops, Archaeologist hottie
George puts his PI skills to the ultimate challenge and tries to solve the adventure without any clues
Ricks hits a double in the 7th inning
Sarah Connely is not a prude...she just has good taste
.45 "Check", 17 clips of ammo "Check", Money "Check", Sticks of dynamite "Check", 50 feet of rope "Check", Tommy Gun "Check", Extra pair of clothes "Dammit I knew I forgot something."
Sarah askes the boys to accompany her to Germany to check out old Phonecian like runes in a castle of old King Ludwig the 2nd, AKA: Ludwig the MAD
"How much are you gonna pay us?".....
Rick acts smugs because he's got a girl friend and George only has Miss Handy
George counters with "I've got Money. That'll solve any relationship problem."
George hooks up with the maid in the cellar.
She's not a French maid and George gets cold cocked after saying "Oh no one will miss me."
Georges fate is sealed as he is sealed up behind a wall
Rick misses him and finds him tied up, naked and vulnerable behind a brick wall
Feel knows Germany better than the GM and points out the geographical differences
Hitler rises to power
Sarah is found missing
Sarah is found
Sarah is under control of an evil cultist
Evil Cultist owns castle and wears a toupe
Everyone unloads on him but he escapes thru portal
Ricks realizes who hit him over the head.....THE BUTLER did it
Rick tries to save Sarah by jumping through the portal....thinking "This should get me to third base at the very least."
George follows but ties the rope around a brazier
Rick and George say hello to a GREAT OLD one and her formless spawn.
Rick gets charred and blackened cajun style by a shrivel spell after making his save
George pops the wizard
Rick grabs Sarah who faints upon seeing the Great Old One
George pulls Rick and Sarah like a lure for the formless spawn
Rick gets his face bashed in by black ooze
Infernious wonders how his guys always end up being deformed
George tells the Butler and the maid "He's no ones bitch!" and saves Rick and Sarah
Everyone escapes but leaves their stuff behind
Teh big question of the night is "Is Sarah a virgin."

Skyman · Post by **Skyman** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:19 pm

No CoC this coming monday