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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:16 am
by mordraine
hey, someone over at RPGnet created a World's Largest Dungeon monster index.
Go here for the thread...
he's got it as a .pdf and a .doc both. there's a link to his site in the thread.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:18 am
by Gotetsu
So, as players, we probably shouldn't look at that, huh?
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:33 am
by BlanchPrez
[quote="Gotetsu"]So, as players, we probably shouldn't look at that, huh? :twisted:[/quote]
I don't know that looking at it will really do you much good. You have no idea what the location means, or where you are. You can't go back to town to get supplies to prepare... so, feel free, look away. :)
Chris
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:58 am
by Skyman
It's all about the corrupted paladin ghoul. Roxxors my soxxors
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:02 am
by Gotetsu
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:08 am
by BlanchPrez
[quote="Gotetsu"]If it bleeds, we can kill it.[/quote]
But some of these creatures don't bleed. :twisted:
Chris
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:51 am
by Gotetsu
They don't bleed "blood" but they still lose the essence of what represents their sad existence of a life. So, we can "kill" it.
Metaphor, baby. Metaphor. :D
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:10 am
by BreakfastOfChampions
It it has hit points, they will be reduced to -10.
Hrm, not quite the same.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:26 am
by Gotetsu
[quote="BreakfastOfChampions"]It it has hit points, they will be reduced to -10.
Hrm, not quite the same.[/quote]
But you forget, monsters only have to be reduced to 0.
"If it has hit points, we can reduce them to zero."
Still kinda has a ring to it. :D
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:41 am
by BreakfastOfChampions
You're right!
Well, its more like.
"If it has hit points, we can reduce them to 0. Unless its the bear, or the giant boar, which will continue fighting until -10 or so, but we'll get them down there anyway."
"If it has hit points, we can take them away."
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:39 pm
by Gotetsu
[quote="BreakfastOfChampions"]"If it has hit points, we can take them away."[/quote]
I think I have found my new signature line. :D
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:49 pm
by BreakfastOfChampions
w00t!
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:49 pm
by Skyman
Fighters motto: "If it got hit points we can kill it."
Cleric motto: "...It giveth and taketh away thou hit points."
Ninja assasin motto: "All you hit point are belong to us."
Monk motto: "When you can take the hit point from my hand you may leave the temple."
Paladin motto: "If it has evil we can kill it."
Magic User motto: "I don't need no stinking hit points!"
Illusionist motto : "If it can think we can make it believe it has no hit points."
Thief motto: "If it has treasure we can steal it..."
Barbarian motto: "If it got *wack*...QED."
Ranger motto: "If it's seen LOTR then it'll know that we Pwned and die."
Druid motto: "If it is not enviromentally friendly we can kill it and then dump the remains in a enviromentally safe landfill and plant a tree."
Cavalier motto: "If we go back and play 2nd edition we can possibly kill it...after several hours of character generation and figuring out what THAC0 is."
Bard motto: (Frankie Goes to Hollywood version)"Hit points! what's it good for (Chorus) Absolutely nothing...say it again!"
Sorceror motto: "If it has hit points we can do...various things off the top of my head...lets see, sleep is a good one. Charm it and get jiggy with it. Fireball, magic missile and lightning...anybody have any suggestions. I really need to write these things down."
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:51 pm
by Gotetsu
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:00 pm
by BreakfastOfChampions
Nice!
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:22 pm
by mordraine
Instant classic!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:34 pm
by BlanchPrez
Fantastic!
Chris
