More Controversy!

[BreakfastOfChampions]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started
to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her
cigarette, and continued smoking.

*Lady 1: What's that?

*Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

*Lady 1: Where did you get it?

*Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,after
all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

*Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.