Robber wanted: Must be good at falling off stuff

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Robber wanted: Must be good at falling off stuff

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I like how he wanders around the shop with a cart.
Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.

In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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I like how he had one last cig before being arrested, thats class. And I'd really like to know how much it hurt to fall on all those bottles
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He obviously needs more ranks in climb
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[quote="Skyman"]He obviously needs more ranks in climb[/quote]
That was my thought. "And that's why you can't Take 20 for a Climb roll."

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Wow. If I tried to rob a liquor store, it'd look something like that, only with a Benny Hill track playing in the background.
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[quote="smartmonkey"]Wow. If I tried to rob a liquor store, it'd look something like that, only with a Benny Hill track playing in the background.[/quote]

...with 40oz duct taped to your hand

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[quote="smartmonkey"]Wow. If I tried to rob a liquor store, it'd look something like that, only with a Benny Hill track playing in the background.[/quote]

Ok, that is arguably the funniest thing Mongar has ever said in here... :lol:

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[quote="smartmonkey"]Wow. If I tried to rob a liquor store, it'd look something like that, only with a Benny Hill track playing in the background.[/quote]


I was thinking the same thing.

Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.

In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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[quote="Skyman"]...with 40oz duct taped to your hand[/quote]


...and a cigarette in the other. It'd be glorious.

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