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ZMF Reviews Halloween 2

Post by devlin1 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:16 am


Over on the [url=http://www.avclub.com/articles/halloween-ii,32305/]AV Club review of Halloween 2[/url], a regular named Zodiac Motherfucker -- sorry, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER posted his own inimitable review, which I will paste here for your viewing pleasure.



If you've never experienced ZMF before, get ready to taste the pain.


[quote="ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER"]I AM HERE TO SAY HOLY SHIT HALLOWEEN 2 FUCK THE FUCK YEAH I JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING THIS AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW I COULDNT BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS SEEING ON THE SCREEN IT WAS BEYOND OWNAGE. IT WAS JUST FLATOUT FUCKING BRUTALITY. FOR REAL PEOPLE GETTING THE FUCK BEAT OUT OF THEM AND STABBED ALL TO FUCK EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND A LINEUP OF SOME OF THE AWESOMEST MOTHERFUCKERS EVER AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ALMOST ALL GET OWNED YOU GOT BRAD DOURIF YOU GOT CHIEF UNSER FROM THE SONS YOU GOT MARK BOONE MOTHERFUCKING JUNIOR YOU GOT THAT DUDE WHO FUCKED JACK BAUERS WIFE YOU GOT MALCOLM MCDOWELL YOU GOT RUFUS FIREFLY YOU GOT SHERI MOON ZOMBIE AS A GHOST YOU GOT THAT GUY WHO KILLED BRUCE WAYNES PARENTS YOU GOT HOT CHICAS WHOS NAMES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU GOT AWESOME FAT GUYS WITH LAMBCHOPS FUCK I EVEN THINK THAT DUDE WHO FUCKED DUDES IN HIS BASEMENT WITH THAT PETER WELLER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER IN PULP FICTION WAS IN IT AND I WANNA MAKE ANOTHER POINT RIGHT NOW DANIELLE HARRIS FUCKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS SHE MIGHT REALLY BE OLD AS FUCK BUT ID DATE HER ANYWAY



ONLY REAL DRAWBACK FOR ME IS THAT IT WASNT AS SCARY TO ME BECAUSE IM A BIG DUDE AND THERES NO WAY MICHAEL MYERS WOULD JUST TOSS ME AROUND LIKE THAT AND OWN ME BUT FOR ALL YOU FIVE FOOT SEVEN SCHOOLBOY CHEST HAVING MOTHERFUCKERS READING THIS THAT WONT MATTER



BOTTOM LINE ITS TOTAL FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE BRUTAL OWNAGE LIKE ONLY THE MASTER ROB ZOMBIE CAN PROVIDE AND I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS GOT AN R RATING BUT IM GLAD IT DID



HALLOWEEN 2 BITCH IT IS NOT OPTIONAL [/quote]

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Post by mordraine » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:08 pm

A review of Glee as what might've been written by ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER if he cared enough about the show to watch it:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE THIS SHOW TOTALLY HAD THE FUCKING LOOKS TO BE CLEVER AND SMART AND FUCKING BREAKING THE MOTHERFUCKING MOLD BUT DID IT NO IT DID NOT

INSTEAD IT HAD SHITTY PREDICTABLE BULLSHIT SHIT AS PLOT WITH COMPLETELY FUCKING STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTERS AND OVERFUCKINGPRODUCED OVERFUCKINGCHOREOGRAPHED MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC NUMBERS "I WANNA SEX YOU UP" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IM SO GLAD I DIDNT PUT THIS ON MY FUCKING DVR LIST
Hey man, I'm slinging volume and fat stacking benjies, you know what I mean? I can't be all about spelling and shit!

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Post by mordraine » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:57 pm

A review of Jay Leno as what might've been written by ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:

LOSE THE FUCKING CELEBRITY 10 QUESTION THING IT FUCKING SUCKS DONKEY BALLS MOSTLY BECAUSE JAY IS ABOUT AS EMPATHETIC AS A MOTHERFUCKING BAG OF ROCKS BUT ALSO BECAUSE THE QUESTIONS ARE SHIT
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Post by jimmy corrigan » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:47 am

*chortle*

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