Devil Made Him Do It

Nuke an unborn gay whale... for Jesus!
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Woman: Blame devil for infant in microwave

Every time I think I have seen how insane it can get.. it just gets crazier.
Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.

In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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*hurk*

I just threw up in my mouth a little... why do you guys gotta post shit like this?!?!

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Someone needs to buy the inmates at the local prison a microwave . . .
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Wow that sucks all the way around
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Well, until the woman can understand that it was not the devil who did it, they should never let her within 200 yards of her kid...
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[quote="Drew"]Well, until the woman can understand that it was not the devil who did it, they should never let her within 200 yards of her kid...[/quote]


Or any child for that matter.

Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.

In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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Post by Neuro »

I know the last time I put a kid in the microwave, the devil had a c-note riding on it. Fucker said I wouldn't do it.
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[quote="Neuro"]I know the last time I put a kid in the microwave, the devil had a c-note riding on it. Fucker said I wouldn't do it.[/quote]

I don't have kids yet, but once I do, you're never baby-sitting for me. Ever.:nono:

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Oh shit Neuro, you made me spit coke through my nose!
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[quote="Dragonkin"]I don't have kids yet, but once I do, you're never baby-sitting for me. Ever.:nono:[/quote]

Actually, I was thinking if they every piss me off, then she is going to be the first babysitter I call.



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Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.

In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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I don't mind if it's done to other screaming brats, but no one's gonna abuse MY screaming brats! Besides, the old ways are still the best.
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