Devil Made Him Do It
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Devil Made Him Do It
Woman: Blame devil for infant in microwave
Every time I think I have seen how insane it can get.. it just gets crazier.
Every time I think I have seen how insane it can get.. it just gets crazier.
Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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*hurk*
I just threw up in my mouth a little... why do you guys gotta post shit like this?!?!
Chris
I just threw up in my mouth a little... why do you guys gotta post shit like this?!?!
Chris
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[quote="Drew"]Well, until the woman can understand that it was not the devil who did it, they should never let her within 200 yards of her kid...[/quote]
Or any child for that matter.
Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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[quote="Neuro"]I know the last time I put a kid in the microwave, the devil had a c-note riding on it. Fucker said I wouldn't do it.[/quote]
I don't have kids yet, but once I do, you're never baby-sitting for me. Ever.
Yeah, Zelda's hot, but Samus does that thing with her gun . . . . :eek:
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[quote="Dragonkin"]I don't have kids yet, but once I do, you're never baby-sitting for me. Ever.:nono: [/quote]
Actually, I was thinking if they every piss me off, then she is going to be the first babysitter I call.
Whenever I get confused about D&D alignment morality, I just imagine Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Ghandi arm wrestling shirtless on the back of a killer whale.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
In other words, I remember that it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and deal with it best I can.
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I don't mind if it's done to other screaming brats, but no one's gonna abuse MY screaming brats! Besides, the old ways are still the best.
Yeah, Zelda's hot, but Samus does that thing with her gun . . . . :eek:
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